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[peaked]

TEXTING POST!

pick a character. please do not leave a blank comment bc i'll legit pick a nasty tfln. you'll regret it, trust me. gen texting, midnight texting, tfln texting, crisis texting, etc. my cat will tag u. also tfln overflow bc captcha hurts my self-esteem — sorry, idk what steve's name is. isn't it chandler bong??? TFLN <div align="right"><small>( from <a href="">here</a> )</div></small></div>

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[slinger]

( from here )

but you're not tall and lanky enough mr dr otto
all due respect sir like the utmost respect of respect
maybe from a distance you can be spider-man ... but not up close

[noparkerarea]

That's it.

I'm putting on my Spider-Man uniform, finding this Suction Cup Man and making him and the world respect the title of Spider-Man with the only language these types understand- brutal, painful violence.

Unless you can find and apprehend him first.

[ Bluff to motivate Pete? Or is he going to go out and beat a man half to death with a note saying 'Spider-Man did this?'


BOTH!? ]

[reporter]

( from here )

I'd hate to break it to you, but if this teleportation device is a car that runs on garbage or a telephone box, you might want to go back to the drawing board. Friendly, anonymous tip.

[ but ruby slippers are still a viable option! isn't that part of your colour scheme? ]

[ speaking of being on brand ... ]

Do you like brownies?

[ who would iris west be if not the number one brownie lover in the entire multiverse? her supervillain origin story is simple: the brownies were endangered and she had to act. the origin story to a super strong relationship is her eating everyone's brownies while drinking coffee. (she doesn't eat anyone's brownies.) ]

[ (okay, maybe she does. so what?) ]

[noparkerarea]

Excuse me?

[ what is this 'mooovieeee' you speak of? Otto Octavius mostly watches musicals (yes really)! He's not seen 80% of movies that everyone has seen. ]

And that question also makes little sense- what human capable of eating brownies does not adore brownies?

[ That one is him trying be funny at least. ]

[conquer]

( from here )

[ what the hell has diana just watched? what's more concerning to her is the fact a man in a tutu with crazy hair somehow folded himself into a cardboard box. ]

How did he even manage to fit inside that cardboard box?

[ take that as a firm no, buffy. and an invitation to actually show her this life changing movie. perhaps wonder woman will save the day by folding herself into a box in the near future. ]

You're not the only one who worries about what it means when a shapeshifter makes the most sense amongst everything else that happens in our lives. I can't believe it's the one thing I question out of everything that's happened in this past week alone.

The shapeshifter isn't a problem anymore, but I do think they weren't the only one of their special skillset.

[ you know what that means? hunting trip!!! ]

[proactive_with_pep]

[Diana you just watched a clip of one of the greatest movies of all time. Buffy will be sure to show it in full.]

the magic of Hollywood. i'll show you the entire movie and then the sequel. there's a third movie but we don't watch that. ever

[Invitation accepted! They can binge on popcorn, soda and Pizza Hut. At the expense of Bruce of course. Right? They can totally do that.]

so there's more? how many more do you think? one, two, fifty? i mean one is too many but fifty, hooboy. i mean i'm still down for bringing them down! really down. i've been feeling ansty? i think that's the word

[Buffy is going to need a note to get out of her science final from Wonder Woman though.]

[risers]

( from here )

Completely. I wish my hair was a bright as yours. It goes well with blending into crowds and not being overly the top obnoxious.

[ not that clary is obnoxious, but ... this is the nature of their game, aggressively picking on one another and befriending each other over and over. soon, they're going to exchange bracelets. ]

[creatio]

i can go to cvs and get you a box of hair dye, man. it would be absolutely no problem.

( Before she knew him these would have hurt her. But these days she enjoys when she can get into a text fight with Alec. It means they don't have much to worry about.

Now if only she could get him to join twitter. They'd be famous in no tume. )

[accelerate]

( from here )

Did you know I can make it look like I'm licking my elbow if I try and do it at super speed?

[ #nice deflection ]

[gasping]

barry allen, you better go to the store right now and replace my whipped cream.
that was the good stuff!!!

[ it was ORGANIC. ]

[accelerate]

( from here )

No, I wasn't. I had an invitation to be involved! But I was busy that day. I had to save the city.

But seriously.
How do you bottle the Flash in a flavor? You can't. Unless you make the cookie burnt …
I assume the cookie's going to make you feel like you're buzzing with energy by the time you finish eating it. There's no other way!

if you'll indulge my back tagging, curls around

[distractly]

❪ don't think she's forgotten the initial subject matter of these texts, barry.

she's just waiting for the proper moment to cut back in. besides, such pleasantries as going on about the possibilities for a figment of a cookie are enough to sprout a tiny grin upon her lips. ❫

hold on a minute now, no one likes a burnt cookie.
how about ones that stay gooey like they've just been taken out of the oven? almost too hot to eat, but too tempting to resist.
keep talking to me like that and i might just order an authentic batch from the only person i could truly accept a flash cookie from.

[risers]

( from here )

As my second and the person who would step in if I happened to come down with a really bad flu, I'm glad you think so. Your opinion matters to me.

[ only half of what he's said is a joke — alec lightwood will never fall prey to the flu. ]

[izzybelle]

Look at you, making it all sweet and earnest.

[risers]

( from here )

[ it's what he's born to do. ]

Do you make it a habit to blame everyone around you for the things you lack in?

[ look, he's allowed to say this. they're friends. ]

[creatio]

i'm going to make punching you a habit x(

( Can she go back to when he avoided her at all costs? )

[accelerate]

( from here )

[ hello caitlin, meet regret. ]

Because it's my sex table.

[ barry isn't even drunk. he gets pure joy out of being a troll every few months. ]

[trigeminalheadache]

Bartholomew Henry Allen.
I do NOT need to know about you and Iris's sex shenanigans.

[pentagram]

( from here )

I did think about it, but I promise I did not spell the cuffs to not respond to magic.

[ davina only does that to the guy who's going to be her future husband. he likes it. ]

Unless maybe we picked up a pair that was already charmed. Nothing in that school of yours is ever simple, is it?

[cantamen]

honestly, with how many orgies i've accidentally walked in on i'm kind of surprised they don't have a fail safe.

[slinger]

( from here )

if you really want my honest opinion ...
i think you could handle 22 dozen donuts.
i'd trust you with 22.
unless you don't trust yourself?

[ it all seems pretty excessive, but this is peter parker and mj walks on gold in his humble and correct opinion. ]

[becauseofthemurder]

you should not trust me with 22 donuts peter.
I WILL EAT THEM.

[inviolable]

( from here )

Sometimes. But I often feel there's value in looking back. How will you do differently if you don't know what lessons have been taught before you?

[ like dany hardly being mad. she's overprotective of her dragons, much like cersei is their children, but that hardly makes her mad. while jaime doesn't like to think himself the leading voice on anything, he knows. dany isn't her father. after spending so much time with aerys in his youth, he'd sense the madness in her if she was. he wouldn't know that if he didn't look to the past (even if it's a little too literal for their debate.) ]

[freeing]

[ If I look back, I am lost. His words feel a bit tailored to her, as if he sees through her desires to keep going forward. It brings her an uncomfortable realization, honestly. ]

We can not change the past. I have done well enough to hear of the torment the Targaryen name caused the Westerosi people, now it is time for the people of Westeros to hear new stories. Of the freedom Essos has been gifted.

One day, I'll choose a task not so... ambitious.

[flexibility]

( from here )

Do you make it a point to eat food that you should get from somewhere else from vending machines?

[ she hates that she genuinely wants to know. she wants to know everything about this stupid boy! ]

hello secret robot

[anklemonitor]

Well, sometimes it's the only option. Sometimes, you only have a dollar fifty in your pocket and your starving and the little shop down the street wants three bucks and they won't take an IOU.

[combust]

( from here )

Everything's peachy. Unless he's said something to you?

[ peachy clearly means he's not communicating, kory's not communicating, and they're just not communicating, right? good. she thought she got that definition right. ]

[photografist]

[ Ah, Donna's heard this somewhere in the past when it comes to Dick. ]

He hasn't, which is typical.
It just sounds like it's getting a little serious... or am I reading that wrong?

[accelerate]

( from here )

Are we going to get iced donuts or cinnamon donuts or donuts with something in its center?

I figure this is important to note for our DDDD adventure planning, you know? I have to wear the right shoes for it.

[danvers]

Is that a trick question? All three, obviously.

Why does that determine your choice in footwear?

[explosion]

( from here )

Do my actions not speak very loudly? No, I suppose you're right. You're often screaming very loudly when I'm done showing you my action.

I promise my actions will try to be louder next time, but it's difficult to compete with you, Waverly.

[ she's the scarlet witch of no chill. ]

[earpiest]

( Waverly was casually checking her phone and then when that one comes through she honest to God glances over her shoulder, even though there’s no one with her. )

You’re incorrigible.

And I’m a singer, so I am very good at projecting. You’ll need to work hard to out-loud me.