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[peaked]

TEXTING POST!

pick a character. please do not leave a blank comment bc i'll legit pick a nasty tfln. you'll regret it, trust me. gen texting, midnight texting, tfln texting, crisis texting, etc. my cat will tag u. also tfln overflow bc captcha hurts my self-esteem — sorry, idk what steve's name is. isn't it chandler bong??? TFLN <div align="right"><small>( from <a href="">here</a> )</div></small></div>

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[slinger]

( from here )

but you're not tall and lanky enough mr dr otto
all due respect sir like the utmost respect of respect
maybe from a distance you can be spider-man ... but not up close

[reporter]

( from here )

I'd hate to break it to you, but if this teleportation device is a car that runs on garbage or a telephone box, you might want to go back to the drawing board. Friendly, anonymous tip.

[ but ruby slippers are still a viable option! isn't that part of your colour scheme? ]

[ speaking of being on brand ... ]

Do you like brownies?

[ who would iris west be if not the number one brownie lover in the entire multiverse? her supervillain origin story is simple: the brownies were endangered and she had to act. the origin story to a super strong relationship is her eating everyone's brownies while drinking coffee. (she doesn't eat anyone's brownies.) ]

[ (okay, maybe she does. so what?) ]

[conquer]

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[ what the hell has diana just watched? what's more concerning to her is the fact a man in a tutu with crazy hair somehow folded himself into a cardboard box. ]

How did he even manage to fit inside that cardboard box?

[ take that as a firm no, buffy. and an invitation to actually show her this life changing movie. perhaps wonder woman will save the day by folding herself into a box in the near future. ]

You're not the only one who worries about what it means when a shapeshifter makes the most sense amongst everything else that happens in our lives. I can't believe it's the one thing I question out of everything that's happened in this past week alone.

The shapeshifter isn't a problem anymore, but I do think they weren't the only one of their special skillset.

[ you know what that means? hunting trip!!! ]

[risers]

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Completely. I wish my hair was a bright as yours. It goes well with blending into crowds and not being overly the top obnoxious.

[ not that clary is obnoxious, but ... this is the nature of their game, aggressively picking on one another and befriending each other over and over. soon, they're going to exchange bracelets. ]

[accelerate]

( from here )

Did you know I can make it look like I'm licking my elbow if I try and do it at super speed?

[ #nice deflection ]

[accelerate]

( from here )

No, I wasn't. I had an invitation to be involved! But I was busy that day. I had to save the city.

But seriously.
How do you bottle the Flash in a flavor? You can't. Unless you make the cookie burnt …
I assume the cookie's going to make you feel like you're buzzing with energy by the time you finish eating it. There's no other way!

[risers]

( from here )

As my second and the person who would step in if I happened to come down with a really bad flu, I'm glad you think so. Your opinion matters to me.

[ only half of what he's said is a joke — alec lightwood will never fall prey to the flu. ]

[risers]

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[ it's what he's born to do. ]

Do you make it a habit to blame everyone around you for the things you lack in?

[ look, he's allowed to say this. they're friends. ]

[accelerate]

( from here )

[ hello caitlin, meet regret. ]

Because it's my sex table.

[ barry isn't even drunk. he gets pure joy out of being a troll every few months. ]

[pentagram]

( from here )

I did think about it, but I promise I did not spell the cuffs to not respond to magic.

[ davina only does that to the guy who's going to be her future husband. he likes it. ]

Unless maybe we picked up a pair that was already charmed. Nothing in that school of yours is ever simple, is it?

[slinger]

( from here )

if you really want my honest opinion ...
i think you could handle 22 dozen donuts.
i'd trust you with 22.
unless you don't trust yourself?

[ it all seems pretty excessive, but this is peter parker and mj walks on gold in his humble and correct opinion. ]

[inviolable]

( from here )

Sometimes. But I often feel there's value in looking back. How will you do differently if you don't know what lessons have been taught before you?

[ like dany hardly being mad. she's overprotective of her dragons, much like cersei is their children, but that hardly makes her mad. while jaime doesn't like to think himself the leading voice on anything, he knows. dany isn't her father. after spending so much time with aerys in his youth, he'd sense the madness in her if she was. he wouldn't know that if he didn't look to the past (even if it's a little too literal for their debate.) ]

[flexibility]

( from here )

Do you make it a point to eat food that you should get from somewhere else from vending machines?

[ she hates that she genuinely wants to know. she wants to know everything about this stupid boy! ]

[combust]

( from here )

Everything's peachy. Unless he's said something to you?

[ peachy clearly means he's not communicating, kory's not communicating, and they're just not communicating, right? good. she thought she got that definition right. ]

[accelerate]

( from here )

Are we going to get iced donuts or cinnamon donuts or donuts with something in its center?

I figure this is important to note for our DDDD adventure planning, you know? I have to wear the right shoes for it.

[explosion]

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Do my actions not speak very loudly? No, I suppose you're right. You're often screaming very loudly when I'm done showing you my action.

I promise my actions will try to be louder next time, but it's difficult to compete with you, Waverly.

[ she's the scarlet witch of no chill. ]