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TEXTING POST!

pick a character. please do not leave a blank comment bc i'll legit pick a nasty tfln. you'll regret it, trust me. gen texting, midnight texting, tfln texting, crisis texting, etc. my cat will tag u. also tfln overflow bc captcha hurts my self-esteem — sorry, idk what steve's name is. isn't it chandler bong??? TFLN <div align="right"><small>( from <a href="">here</a> )</div></small></div>

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[creatio]

i can go to cvs and get you a box of hair dye, man. it would be absolutely no problem.

( Before she knew him these would have hurt her. But these days she enjoys when she can get into a text fight with Alec. It means they don't have much to worry about.

Now if only she could get him to join twitter. They'd be famous in no tume. )

[risers]

Will you dye my hair yourself?

[ alec knows a lot of things, but this is not one of them. ]

[creatio]

sure! then we can paint our nails and talk about boys. it'll be great.

( It would be great. Please love her. )

though if simon mentions green!gate don't listen to him. it was a bad batch.

[risers]

[ he'll love her if she has photos. ]

I need more information if I'm trusting you with my luscious locks.
Did you dye his hair puke green?

LMAO the alec lightwood fussy extends to icons too.

[creatio]

it was more harlem river.

in my defense, he did buy the dye from a dollar store.

i just want to impress you!!!

[risers]

And that makes it his fault? If you were good at coloring hair, you would've been able to get at least Oscar the Grouch's green.

Come on, Fray.

you do bb you do

[creatio]

( This stupid manchild. Why does she always laugh at his dumb jokes? )

hey, you buy cheap paint you get bad results.

[risers]

That just sounds like an excuse for your bad artistry.

It's fine, Fray. You can't be good at everything ... although you should be good at something ...

[creatio]

!!!

brooklyn academy of art would like a word with you, fucker.

[risers]

When are you graduating from there? I want to give a speech on your behalf.

[ for real, he just wants to come and see clary graduate ... because that's what friends ... do ... ]

[creatio]

not until next summer. but hey, at least i managed to convince them to let me come back!

( A lot of classes were missed. )

what kind of speech?

[risers]

A good, inspiring one. It's the type of speech that'd make you weep and feel like you could take on the world at the same time.

[ he's not lying. his speech would be more than a grunt and a side eye. ]

[creatio]

YOU DO LIKE ME! i knew it.

( #BLESSED )

[risers]

Don't get ahead of yourself. I just don't hate you.

[ he really does like her ... midgetness and all. ]

[creatio]

i'm screenshotting this and then getting it framed.

[risers]

What kind of frame? It's important it's the right frame placed in the right place.

[creatio]

do you want gold edges or lights?

[risers]

Saying both is being too greedy isn't it?

[creatio]

i say go for it, indulge your inner diva.

[risers]

But if I indulge my inner diva, am I setting everyone else up to fail who comes after me? I have to think beyond myself here, Fray.

[creatio]

please. you've been a diva forever. your eyeroll alone has ruined it for the rest of the world.

[risers]

You think that highly of my eyeroll?

[ that's ... so nice???? 😭 ]

[creatio]

i aspire to be that sassy when i'm pissed.

you're literally my #1 fave person to watch when we're stuck in meetings because your face is just 100% done with people's shit.

[risers]

I have a very neutral face. Magnus told me I had a neutral face.

[ magnus is also a shit stirrer, so. ]

But it's not my fault most of the Shadowhunters from our institute and others can't explain themselves under 100 words. Don't they use that bird program?

[ twitter. it's twitter. ]

[creatio]

alec, i know you know what twitter is. you send me links to cat videos all the time!

but seriously, i'm so glad you're on the less talk more action boat. one day i'm going to fall asleep in a meeting and end up de-runed.