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[peaked]

TEXTING POST!

pick a character. please do not leave a blank comment bc i'll legit pick a nasty tfln. you'll regret it, trust me. gen texting, midnight texting, tfln texting, crisis texting, etc. my cat will tag u. also tfln overflow bc captcha hurts my self-esteem — sorry, idk what steve's name is. isn't it chandler bong??? TFLN <div align="right"><small>( from <a href="">here</a> )</div></small></div>

Comments

[risers]

I need you to explain what assclap is to me because I'm still convinced you just made that up to try and sound intelligent when I doubted you knew anything about the human body.

[ no one can blame him for assuming mundanes know nothing. simon's been the only mundane he has regular interaction with. that says it all tbh. ]

[creatio]

i did go to school, you know.

[risers]

Didn't you study how to draw things? That doesn't involve knowing things about the human body, Clarissa.

[creatio]

i went to high school, dumbass. i studied all the requisite courses for being a sensible human being!

[risers]

Either you failed those classes or those classes failed you. I'm still trying to figure out which one it is.