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[peaked]

TEXTING POST!

pick a character. please do not leave a blank comment bc i'll legit pick a nasty tfln. you'll regret it, trust me. gen texting, midnight texting, tfln texting, crisis texting, etc. my cat will tag u. also tfln overflow bc captcha hurts my self-esteem — sorry, idk what steve's name is. isn't it chandler bong??? TFLN <div align="right"><small>( from <a href="">here</a> )</div></small></div>

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[explosion]

I can out-loud you. In fact, I can make you very quiet.

[ ask her how. ask her how! ]

[earpiest]

( she knows wanda wants her to ask!!! and yet!!! here she is!!! )

oh really? how’s that?

[explosion]

[ like putty in her hands. ]

I sit on your face.

[ 🎤💥 ]

[earpiest]

( well waverly sure did turn very pink, and almost drops her phone

and then smile very smugly )

I did just pick up that new vibrator. I could press that against you while I’m going down on you, but... I don’t want to let you off easy. So every time you’re almost there, I’ll turn it off.

[explosion]

[ even if wanda doesn't say she likes this, she likes this. ]

What if the button stops working and remains on?

[ because, you know, she'd do that. ]

[earpiest]

I know it’s self sabotage to say this
but come one! You have to let me have my way sometimes 😤🥺

[explosion]

Only because you used the huffy emoji with me. You know I can't resist it.

[ you know how much she loves that emoji, waverly. (when, in reality, she likes the one with the big eyes.) ]

I will let you have the vibrator. But what happens to everything else cannot be blamed on me.

[earpiest]

Hmm. I’m not sure I believe you 🥺🥺🥺

[explosion]

🥸 You should believe me. I think I have perfected the dildo formed by my magic.

[ yep. she has. this is what the scarlet witch uses her magic for. ]

[earpiest]

( waverly is covering her face and laughing because her stupid!!! awesome!!! girlfriend!!! )

oh my god
you can’t use that emoji and then talk about magic dildos

it’d be like if i said
“pin me down and fuck me 🌝”

[explosion]

Why not? I think it's expressive.

"Ravish me. 👹"

[earpiest]

oh wow that’s crazy
I think I’m suddenly and unexpectedly single 💀

[explosion]

Did you just dump me?

[earpiest]

only in an act of protest for gross misuse of emojis and sabotage of seduction

[explosion]

Oh, okay. I will come pick up my things.

[ waverly will see all the things belonging to wanda around her begin to glow red. ]

[earpiest]

( Waverly, alarmed, grabs one of the shirts glowing red. )

What are you doing? I was kidding

[explosion]

You're single now, so I am helping you make a single room. 😞

[earpiest]

( oh thank god
emoji use means they’re good, right? )

I’m not! I take it back!

[explosion]

Do you? Show me.

[ use the emoji.

just in case she needs some motivation, wanda's items begin to glow brighter. ]

[earpiest]

( Wanda!!!

in other circumstances this would be a prompt for Photos, which Waverly would gladly oblige. but it’s these circumstances, this context. )

Please forgive me, baby. 🥸

[explosion]

[ is it cruel she waits a moment before she even presses any of the keys on her phone? perhaps. but it's for a good cause. ]

🌝 Do you still think it is a gross misuse of emoji? I think it is quite cute.

[earpiest]

It’s the worst.
But you’re my favourite, so if you want me to embrace your emojis, I’ll do it.

You just make me that hot 🤡

[explosion]

Mucho gusto. You know how that emoji makes me very hot and bothered. 🌚🌝🌚🌝

[earpiest]

Can we just make out like normal girlfriends?

[explosion]

Like this? 🥸👉👌👹💦💦💦