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pick a character. please do not leave a blank comment bc i'll legit pick a nasty tfln. you'll regret it, trust me. gen texting, midnight texting, tfln texting, crisis texting, etc. my cat will tag u. also tfln overflow bc captcha hurts my self-esteem — sorry, idk what steve's name is. isn't it chandler bong??? TFLN <div align="right"><small>( from <a href="">here</a> )</div></small></div>

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[accelerate]

Not if you're careful and respect corners! It kind of helps that I am a dancer and have two feet that go both left and right.

I could teach you the unteachable if you like.

[danvers]

If anyone could teach me something I've never even heard of before, I have every faith that it'd be you, Barry Allen.

[accelerate]

[ unnecessarily gross. ]

Be prepared to have your mind BLOWN.
Or your cape and hair because the wind blows them both very nicely. I'm always really, really impressed by how cinematic it always looks.

[danvers]

You're only saying that because you somehow haven't managed to be there for the times when it blows all up in my face.

It's true. This hair almost has a mind of its own.

[accelerate]

Things blowing up in your face? Psh.
You're Kara. You're perfect.

[danvers]

You're just saying that under clause of best friend contract.

[accelerate]

Is that what I signed when I first met you? I thought I was signing over my life to more ice-cream in those super crunchy cones.

[ one day, he will learn to read the t&cs of his iphone. ]

Hm. I might need to reconsider this.

[danvers]

Well, there was a lot of fine print. I wasn't sure if you'd read it all. Obviously ice cream is a given.

But really, it's

[ howwww to describe sudden surprise stomach feeling. ]

sweet of you to say something like that.

[accelerate]

Like as sweet as ice-cream from Earth-38?

[ they have really sweet ice-cream over there! ]

[danvers]

I guess? Is it really that much sweeter than yours?

[accelerate]

Yes.

[ not really. they taste the same tbh. ]

It's because I eat them with you.
It's all in the company. Cisco isn't that sweet.

[danvers]

[ stop it you'll make her flustered all of a sudden and where is this even coming from, bartholomew. ]

Well, I won't tell him if you don't.

Annnnd now I'm totally craving ice cream.

[accelerate]

[ smooth operator.mp3's playing on spotify. ]

Really?

Because I could be craving a second.

[ don't judge him. ]

[danvers]

If you're trying to talk me into it, I'm already convinced.

[ super metabolism means she can eat five ice cream cones and still look this good. ]

[accelerate]

Do you think it'd be too much if I also wanted a hotdog, french fries, a frozen coke, a McFlurry, and a chocolate bar?

If you think that'd be too uncool to be seen with, then I can wait until we're done to get all of that.

[danvers]

That just sounds like you want to cover all your bases.

And what would be uncool about that?

[accelerate]

I have been told that's pretty intimidating to be around. Since, you know, I can carry all that without tripping. A lot of people trip. A lot of people don't have the rare and coveted skill that I have.

I'd understand if you felt intimidated, too.

[danvers]

Well, I have always admired your ability to not fall flat on your face. Unlike yours truly.

Although super-speed means I can usually recover without anyone even noticing I tripped in the first place. So that helps.

[accelerate]

I've tripped over my own feet before and I was wearing flip flops.

[ they were really good flip flops, too. ]

And my bare feet. I once face-slammed into a table. That hurt. There was blood everywhere and it stained Cisco's best pen.

Still hasn't forgiven me for that.

[danvers]

Well, there's your problem. Flip flops are like a death trap. Especially if you're running in them.

Sometimes I forget you're not totally indestructible. [ maybe because he always seems to bounce back pretty quickly from any whoops. ]

[accelerate]

Really? I remember I'm super destructible. I scraped my knee while running at super speed the other day. It doesn't look like a knee anymore.

[ he's kidding. he also hit his funny bone at super speed, too. ]

I'm so destructible in comparison to you. You're, like, Indestructible Girl.

[ somewhere, cisco is weeping. ]

[danvers]

That actually sounds horrifying, Barry. [ even if she knows he's probably kidding about that. probably. ]

Maybe I should've had you coin a name for me from the beginning. It's got a ring to it.

[accelerate]

[ he's not lying btw. f knee. ]

But Supergirl's the coolest name, though! You're Super and, well, I would've named you SuperKara which kind of defeats the whole secret identity thing.

But I did just think up a few (because I can be quick-thinking sometimes):

SuperCool
SuperAwesome
SuperPretty
SuperGorg
SuperSuper

[danvers]

[ pour one out for knee. ]

You don't think it's... kind of derivative? Because of my cousin and everything.

Isn't that just you putting "super" before different words, though?

[ don't think she missed the "pretty" part, though. ]

[accelerate]

Not really.

I'm not the only Flash in the Multiverse. On my Earth alone, there's Reverse Flash, Black Flash, Kid Flash, Purple Flash…
Super's just a good descriptive, you know?

Besides. You >>>>> Clark.

[ he will fight clark.

and by fighting, he means he will push him and that's it. ]