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[accelerate]

Really? I remember I'm super destructible. I scraped my knee while running at super speed the other day. It doesn't look like a knee anymore.

[ he's kidding. he also hit his funny bone at super speed, too. ]

I'm so destructible in comparison to you. You're, like, Indestructible Girl.

[ somewhere, cisco is weeping. ]

[danvers]

That actually sounds horrifying, Barry. [ even if she knows he's probably kidding about that. probably. ]

Maybe I should've had you coin a name for me from the beginning. It's got a ring to it.

[accelerate]

[ he's not lying btw. f knee. ]

But Supergirl's the coolest name, though! You're Super and, well, I would've named you SuperKara which kind of defeats the whole secret identity thing.

But I did just think up a few (because I can be quick-thinking sometimes):

SuperCool
SuperAwesome
SuperPretty
SuperGorg
SuperSuper

[danvers]

[ pour one out for knee. ]

You don't think it's... kind of derivative? Because of my cousin and everything.

Isn't that just you putting "super" before different words, though?

[ don't think she missed the "pretty" part, though. ]

[accelerate]

Not really.

I'm not the only Flash in the Multiverse. On my Earth alone, there's Reverse Flash, Black Flash, Kid Flash, Purple Flash…
Super's just a good descriptive, you know?

Besides. You >>>>> Clark.

[ he will fight clark.

and by fighting, he means he will push him and that's it. ]

[danvers]

Has anyone ever told you that there might just be too many Flashes? I mean, after Reverse Flash it seems a little like Flash overkill.

Besides, OG Flash beats all. 😊

[ definitely the push and run away move. she knows it well based on personal experience. look, she used to change his diapers and everything. ]

[accelerate]

How do we classify "OG" Flash?

[ yes, he is here to ruin her compliment. ]

Age? Years of experience? Height? The skinniness of one's wrists?

[ there's only really one category he's winning here and it's not the one about height. ]

[danvers]

I would say inarguably the best one.

And that's after several years of study and analysis. I've been very objective. [ she has not. ]

[accelerate]

[ he's not blushing. ]

Did you base this decision on a certain set of criteria?

[ HE IS NOT BLUSHING. ]

[danvers]

You mean, was I biased in any way?

I will say I'm partial to the red costume.

[ for what are probably obvious reasons. ]

[accelerate]

[ the reasons may be obvious, but he's a scientist who enjoys details. ]

What makes you partial?

I figure it'd be good to know for science.

[ science, yep. ]

[danvers]

Well, matching colors. Obviously.

[ supergirl and flash red are fairly close together, if not the exact same shade. ]

The others just... don’t complement in the same way.

[accelerate]

Green Arrow definitely doesn't complement either of us.

[ why he brings up green arrow, well... when he wears it? it's complementary

glob, he hates himself. ]

Is that the only reason?