pivot | ( TEXT POST )

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TEXTING POST!

pick a character.

please do not leave a blank comment bc i'll legit pick a nasty tfln. you'll regret it, trust me.

gen texting, midnight texting, tfln texting, crisis texting, etc.

my cat will tag u.

also tfln overflow bc captcha hurts my self-esteem — sorry, idk what steve's name is. isn't it chandler bong???

TFLN

you ate my CAKE?

[ oh, bartholemew, you're in for it now. ]

is my entire fridge bare now???

[ shiiiiit. ]

No! It's just ...
Not completely full?

[ yeah, that makes it sound better. let's go with that. ]

you have literally thirty seconds or i'm asking detective prettyboy to arrest you for theft.

[ dun dun dun. ]

I can't exactly put it back.
Surprisingly, my gag reflex has disappeared since I became a speedster.