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[danvers]

[ there are several takeaways from this. ]

Well, Beyonce, always.

You know, some people might call them Superman colors. [ but also kal's been taking a vacation from heroing for a hot minute so maybe he should get to cede rights to a certain color scheme. ]

[accelerate]

And most people call them Supergirl colors.

Superman can get his own colors. He can get his own shades. I'll even help him figure out what the hex code is for his blue, red and yellow because it's not the same as Supergirl's.

[ he's going to fight every single reddit user in every superman vs supergirl debate in her honour.

supergirl >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> superman. ]

[danvers]

Well, those people are definitely right.

You know, I think the blues ARE a little different. Not that I'm judging, he can take whatever shade he wants to.

[ barry pls. there are much more constructive uses of your time. like eating donuts with your bestie from another earth. not that she doesn't appreciate you coming to her defense. ] Planning on repping your favorite superhero?

[accelerate]

I already have a "#1 Supergirl Stan" shirt made. Cisco banned me from wearing it because he doesn't like the font or the fact that I refuse to make a Vibe shirt.

[ he doesn't understand his deal, man. ]

ftr, Superman's blue is a horrible blue. I hate his blue. It makes me feel blue and not in a good way.
Supergirl's blue is the best.

[danvers]

Would it help if I wore a Vibe shirt? Granted, it would probably be the shirt that I ripped off to get to the supersuit eventually but it's the thought that counts?

[ don't worry, barry. she would never sacrifice her flash shirt to a quickchange. ]

I'll let her know you think so. [ quick pause and then: ] She said Flash's red is her favorite red.

[accelerate]

I feel like, as your best and bestest friend, that I have to warn you.
Cisco's going to be SUPER CUT over this. Are you prepared for this super passive aggressiveness? Because he hasn't forgiven Clark for ghosting him even though he sort of ghosted Clark by accident.

FOR REAL? She doesn't think my red's a little too... you know... washed out?

[danvers]

Wait, seriously? He'd really be mad about it? Maybe I shouldn't risk it, then. You know he has the power to take away my ability to swing by your Earth any time.

Not at all. It really suits your coloring.

[accelerate]

Yes.
Vibe is SCARY. Don't let the incredible hair and really stunning and enviable curls fool you.

When I accidentally spilt yoghurt on my suit... I'm lucky to be here today, Kara. I'm lucky to be here wearing a red that suits my coloring.

[ he's never going to forget that. c: ]

[danvers]

He really does have great hair, though.

What were you doing eating yogurt in your suit, anyway? [ it feels like she's really missing some necessary context for this story, barry. ]

[accelerate]

Eating!!!!!

You know, like normal people eat!
Maybe I sort of moved at superspeed and that dislodged the cup from my hand and it tipped onto me.
Whatever. It's not like I've done that multiple times with my jeans.

You do that, right??? Spill food on yourself COMPLETELY BY ACCIDENT.

[danvers]

Okay, but if you're eating at superspeed, doesn't that mean that any time you spill it also happens at superspeed?

[ in other words, why are you risking it, bare. ]

Well, yeah. But I usually do it more than enough times at normal speed to turn me off from doing it any faster.

[accelerate]

.......
You're right.

[ as always. damn, is this why he keeps finding popcorn kernels in his closet? ]

Are you telling me you've never tried eating at superspeed?

[danvers]

It just feels like an accident waiting to happen, only even faster.

[accelerate]

Not if you're careful and respect corners! It kind of helps that I am a dancer and have two feet that go both left and right.

I could teach you the unteachable if you like.

[danvers]

If anyone could teach me something I've never even heard of before, I have every faith that it'd be you, Barry Allen.

[accelerate]

[ unnecessarily gross. ]

Be prepared to have your mind BLOWN.
Or your cape and hair because the wind blows them both very nicely. I'm always really, really impressed by how cinematic it always looks.

[danvers]

You're only saying that because you somehow haven't managed to be there for the times when it blows all up in my face.

It's true. This hair almost has a mind of its own.

[accelerate]

Things blowing up in your face? Psh.
You're Kara. You're perfect.

[danvers]

You're just saying that under clause of best friend contract.

[accelerate]

Is that what I signed when I first met you? I thought I was signing over my life to more ice-cream in those super crunchy cones.

[ one day, he will learn to read the t&cs of his iphone. ]

Hm. I might need to reconsider this.

[danvers]

Well, there was a lot of fine print. I wasn't sure if you'd read it all. Obviously ice cream is a given.

But really, it's

[ howwww to describe sudden surprise stomach feeling. ]

sweet of you to say something like that.

[accelerate]

Like as sweet as ice-cream from Earth-38?

[ they have really sweet ice-cream over there! ]

[danvers]

I guess? Is it really that much sweeter than yours?

[accelerate]

Yes.

[ not really. they taste the same tbh. ]

It's because I eat them with you.
It's all in the company. Cisco isn't that sweet.

[danvers]

[ stop it you'll make her flustered all of a sudden and where is this even coming from, bartholomew. ]

Well, I won't tell him if you don't.

Annnnd now I'm totally craving ice cream.