TEXTING POST!

pick a character. please do not leave a blank comment bc i'll legit pick a nasty tfln. you'll regret it, trust me. gen texting, midnight texting, tfln texting, crisis texting, etc. my cat will tag u. also tfln overflow bc captcha hurts my self-esteem — sorry, idk what steve's name is. isn't it chandler bong???
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[ yes, he is here to ruin her compliment. ]
Age? Years of experience? Height? The skinniness of one's wrists?
[ there's only really one category he's winning here and it's not the one about height. ]
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And that's after several years of study and analysis. I've been very objective. [ she has not. ]
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Did you base this decision on a certain set of criteria?
[ HE IS NOT BLUSHING. ]
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I will say I'm partial to the red costume.
[ for what are probably obvious reasons. ]
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What makes you partial?
I figure it'd be good to know for science.
[ science, yep. ]
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[ supergirl and flash red are fairly close together, if not the exact same shade. ]
The others just... don’t complement in the same way.
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[ why he brings up green arrow, well... when he wears it? it's complementary
glob, he hates himself. ]
Is that the only reason?