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I'd hate to break it to you, but if this teleportation device is a car that runs on garbage or a telephone box, you might want to go back to the drawing board. Friendly, anonymous tip.
[ but ruby slippers are still a viable option! isn't that part of your colour scheme? ]
[ speaking of being on brand ... ]
Do you like brownies?
[ who would iris west be if not the number one brownie lover in the entire multiverse? her supervillain origin story is simple: the brownies were endangered and she had to act. the origin story to a super strong relationship is her eating everyone's brownies while drinking coffee. (she doesn't eat anyone's brownies.) ]
[ (okay, maybe she does. so what?) ]
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[ what the hell has diana just watched? what's more concerning to her is the fact a man in a tutu with crazy hair somehow folded himself into a cardboard box. ]
How did he even manage to fit inside that cardboard box?
[ take that as a firm no, buffy. and an invitation to actually show her this life changing movie. perhaps wonder woman will save the day by folding herself into a box in the near future. ]
You're not the only one who worries about what it means when a shapeshifter makes the most sense amongst everything else that happens in our lives. I can't believe it's the one thing I question out of everything that's happened in this past week alone.
The shapeshifter isn't a problem anymore, but I do think they weren't the only one of their special skillset.
[ you know what that means? hunting trip!!! ]
[Diana you just watched a clip of one of the greatest movies of all time. Buffy will be sure to show it in full.]
the magic of Hollywood. i'll show you the entire movie and then the sequel. there's a third movie but we don't watch that. ever
[Invitation accepted! They can binge on popcorn, soda and Pizza Hut. At the expense of Bruce of course. Right? They can totally do that.]
so there's more? how many more do you think? one, two, fifty? i mean one is too many but fifty, hooboy. i mean i'm still down for bringing them down! really down. i've been feeling ansty? i think that's the word
[Buffy is going to need a note to get out of her science final from Wonder Woman though.]
the magic of Hollywood. i'll show you the entire movie and then the sequel. there's a third movie but we don't watch that. ever
[Invitation accepted! They can binge on popcorn, soda and Pizza Hut. At the expense of Bruce of course. Right? They can totally do that.]
so there's more? how many more do you think? one, two, fifty? i mean one is too many but fifty, hooboy. i mean i'm still down for bringing them down! really down. i've been feeling ansty? i think that's the word
[Buffy is going to need a note to get out of her science final from Wonder Woman though.]
That's it.
I'm putting on my Spider-Man uniform, finding this Suction Cup Man and making him and the world respect the title of Spider-Man with the only language these types understand- brutal, painful violence.
Unless you can find and apprehend him first.
[ Bluff to motivate Pete? Or is he going to go out and beat a man half to death with a note saying 'Spider-Man did this?'
BOTH!? ]
I'm putting on my Spider-Man uniform, finding this Suction Cup Man and making him and the world respect the title of Spider-Man with the only language these types understand- brutal, painful violence.
Unless you can find and apprehend him first.
[ Bluff to motivate Pete? Or is he going to go out and beat a man half to death with a note saying 'Spider-Man did this?'
BOTH!? ]
Excuse me?
[ what is this 'mooovieeee' you speak of? Otto Octavius mostly watches musicals (yes really)! He's not seen 80% of movies that everyone has seen. ]
And that question also makes little sense- what human capable of eating brownies does not adore brownies?
[ That one is him trying be funny at least. ]
[ what is this 'mooovieeee' you speak of? Otto Octavius mostly watches musicals (yes really)! He's not seen 80% of movies that everyone has seen. ]
And that question also makes little sense- what human capable of eating brownies does not adore brownies?
[ That one is him trying be funny at least. ]
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Completely. I wish my hair was a bright as yours. It goes well with blending into crowds and not being overly the top obnoxious.
[ not that clary is obnoxious, but ... this is the nature of their game, aggressively picking on one another and befriending each other over and over. soon, they're going to exchange bracelets. ]
i can go to cvs and get you a box of hair dye, man. it would be absolutely no problem.
( Before she knew him these would have hurt her. But these days she enjoys when she can get into a text fight with Alec. It means they don't have much to worry about.
Now if only she could get him to join twitter. They'd be famous in no tume. )
( Before she knew him these would have hurt her. But these days she enjoys when she can get into a text fight with Alec. It means they don't have much to worry about.
Now if only she could get him to join twitter. They'd be famous in no tume. )
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Did you know I can make it look like I'm licking my elbow if I try and do it at super speed?
[ #nice deflection ]
I'll replace it! I'll replace it!
I'll also replace your leftover cake, too ...
I'll also replace your leftover cake, too ...
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No, I wasn't. I had an invitation to be involved! But I was busy that day. I had to save the city.
But seriously.
How do you bottle the Flash in a flavor? You can't. Unless you make the cookie burnt …
I assume the cookie's going to make you feel like you're buzzing with energy by the time you finish eating it. There's no other way!
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As my second and the person who would step in if I happened to come down with a really bad flu, I'm glad you think so. Your opinion matters to me.
[ only half of what he's said is a joke — alec lightwood will never fall prey to the flu. ]
[ shiiiiit. ]
No! It's just ...
Not completely full?
[ yeah, that makes it sound better. let's go with that. ]
No! It's just ...
Not completely full?
[ yeah, that makes it sound better. let's go with that. ]
I can't exactly put it back.
Surprisingly, my gag reflex has disappeared since I became a speedster.
Surprisingly, my gag reflex has disappeared since I became a speedster.
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