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pick a character. please do not leave a blank comment bc i'll legit pick a nasty tfln. you'll regret it, trust me. gen texting, midnight texting, tfln texting, crisis texting, etc. my cat will tag u. also tfln overflow bc captcha hurts my self-esteem — sorry, idk what steve's name is. isn't it chandler bong??? TFLN <div align="right"><small>( from <a href="">here</a> )</div></small></div>

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[danvers]

[ stop it you'll make her flustered all of a sudden and where is this even coming from, bartholomew. ]

Well, I won't tell him if you don't.

Annnnd now I'm totally craving ice cream.

[accelerate]

[ smooth operator.mp3's playing on spotify. ]

Really?

Because I could be craving a second.

[ don't judge him. ]

[danvers]

If you're trying to talk me into it, I'm already convinced.

[ super metabolism means she can eat five ice cream cones and still look this good. ]

[accelerate]

Do you think it'd be too much if I also wanted a hotdog, french fries, a frozen coke, a McFlurry, and a chocolate bar?

If you think that'd be too uncool to be seen with, then I can wait until we're done to get all of that.

[danvers]

That just sounds like you want to cover all your bases.

And what would be uncool about that?

[accelerate]

I have been told that's pretty intimidating to be around. Since, you know, I can carry all that without tripping. A lot of people trip. A lot of people don't have the rare and coveted skill that I have.

I'd understand if you felt intimidated, too.

[danvers]

Well, I have always admired your ability to not fall flat on your face. Unlike yours truly.

Although super-speed means I can usually recover without anyone even noticing I tripped in the first place. So that helps.

[accelerate]

I've tripped over my own feet before and I was wearing flip flops.

[ they were really good flip flops, too. ]

And my bare feet. I once face-slammed into a table. That hurt. There was blood everywhere and it stained Cisco's best pen.

Still hasn't forgiven me for that.

[danvers]

Well, there's your problem. Flip flops are like a death trap. Especially if you're running in them.

Sometimes I forget you're not totally indestructible. [ maybe because he always seems to bounce back pretty quickly from any whoops. ]

[accelerate]

Really? I remember I'm super destructible. I scraped my knee while running at super speed the other day. It doesn't look like a knee anymore.

[ he's kidding. he also hit his funny bone at super speed, too. ]

I'm so destructible in comparison to you. You're, like, Indestructible Girl.

[ somewhere, cisco is weeping. ]

[danvers]

That actually sounds horrifying, Barry. [ even if she knows he's probably kidding about that. probably. ]

Maybe I should've had you coin a name for me from the beginning. It's got a ring to it.

[accelerate]

[ he's not lying btw. f knee. ]

But Supergirl's the coolest name, though! You're Super and, well, I would've named you SuperKara which kind of defeats the whole secret identity thing.

But I did just think up a few (because I can be quick-thinking sometimes):

SuperCool
SuperAwesome
SuperPretty
SuperGorg
SuperSuper

[danvers]

[ pour one out for knee. ]

You don't think it's... kind of derivative? Because of my cousin and everything.

Isn't that just you putting "super" before different words, though?

[ don't think she missed the "pretty" part, though. ]

[accelerate]

Not really.

I'm not the only Flash in the Multiverse. On my Earth alone, there's Reverse Flash, Black Flash, Kid Flash, Purple Flash…
Super's just a good descriptive, you know?

Besides. You >>>>> Clark.

[ he will fight clark.

and by fighting, he means he will push him and that's it. ]

[danvers]

Has anyone ever told you that there might just be too many Flashes? I mean, after Reverse Flash it seems a little like Flash overkill.

Besides, OG Flash beats all. 😊

[ definitely the push and run away move. she knows it well based on personal experience. look, she used to change his diapers and everything. ]

[accelerate]

How do we classify "OG" Flash?

[ yes, he is here to ruin her compliment. ]

Age? Years of experience? Height? The skinniness of one's wrists?

[ there's only really one category he's winning here and it's not the one about height. ]

[danvers]

I would say inarguably the best one.

And that's after several years of study and analysis. I've been very objective. [ she has not. ]

[accelerate]

[ he's not blushing. ]

Did you base this decision on a certain set of criteria?

[ HE IS NOT BLUSHING. ]

[danvers]

You mean, was I biased in any way?

I will say I'm partial to the red costume.

[ for what are probably obvious reasons. ]

[accelerate]

[ the reasons may be obvious, but he's a scientist who enjoys details. ]

What makes you partial?

I figure it'd be good to know for science.

[ science, yep. ]

[danvers]

Well, matching colors. Obviously.

[ supergirl and flash red are fairly close together, if not the exact same shade. ]

The others just... don’t complement in the same way.

[accelerate]

Green Arrow definitely doesn't complement either of us.

[ why he brings up green arrow, well... when he wears it? it's complementary

glob, he hates himself. ]

Is that the only reason?