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[peaked]

TEXTING POST!

pick a character. please do not leave a blank comment bc i'll legit pick a nasty tfln. you'll regret it, trust me. gen texting, midnight texting, tfln texting, crisis texting, etc. my cat will tag u. also tfln overflow bc captcha hurts my self-esteem — sorry, idk what steve's name is. isn't it chandler bong??? TFLN <div align="right"><small>( from <a href="">here</a> )</div></small></div>

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hello secret robot

[anklemonitor]

Well, sometimes it's the only option. Sometimes, you only have a dollar fifty in your pocket and your starving and the little shop down the street wants three bucks and they won't take an IOU.

🤖

[flexibility]

You could just ask me for some money, Scott. There's no need to starve yourself and put crap into your body when you have friends who are willing to help you eat better.

[ besides, it's the 21st century. the woman can buy the man dinner! ]

[anklemonitor]

Is that your way of saying I should have asked you?

[ the burrito wasn't that bad, hope! ]

[flexibility]

[ this is dangerous. hope spends some time trying to word her text perfectly. ]

It would've been nice if you had asked me to get a burrito with you.

From an actual restaurant or authorized food truck. Not a vending machine.

[anklemonitor]

[ wait. ]

You mean like asking you out on a date?