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[danvers]

Wait, seriously? He'd really be mad about it? Maybe I shouldn't risk it, then. You know he has the power to take away my ability to swing by your Earth any time.

Not at all. It really suits your coloring.

[accelerate]

Yes.
Vibe is SCARY. Don't let the incredible hair and really stunning and enviable curls fool you.

When I accidentally spilt yoghurt on my suit... I'm lucky to be here today, Kara. I'm lucky to be here wearing a red that suits my coloring.

[ he's never going to forget that. c: ]

[danvers]

He really does have great hair, though.

What were you doing eating yogurt in your suit, anyway? [ it feels like she's really missing some necessary context for this story, barry. ]

[accelerate]

Eating!!!!!

You know, like normal people eat!
Maybe I sort of moved at superspeed and that dislodged the cup from my hand and it tipped onto me.
Whatever. It's not like I've done that multiple times with my jeans.

You do that, right??? Spill food on yourself COMPLETELY BY ACCIDENT.

[danvers]

Okay, but if you're eating at superspeed, doesn't that mean that any time you spill it also happens at superspeed?

[ in other words, why are you risking it, bare. ]

Well, yeah. But I usually do it more than enough times at normal speed to turn me off from doing it any faster.

[accelerate]

.......
You're right.

[ as always. damn, is this why he keeps finding popcorn kernels in his closet? ]

Are you telling me you've never tried eating at superspeed?

[danvers]

It just feels like an accident waiting to happen, only even faster.

[accelerate]

Not if you're careful and respect corners! It kind of helps that I am a dancer and have two feet that go both left and right.

I could teach you the unteachable if you like.

[danvers]

If anyone could teach me something I've never even heard of before, I have every faith that it'd be you, Barry Allen.

[accelerate]

[ unnecessarily gross. ]

Be prepared to have your mind BLOWN.
Or your cape and hair because the wind blows them both very nicely. I'm always really, really impressed by how cinematic it always looks.

[danvers]

You're only saying that because you somehow haven't managed to be there for the times when it blows all up in my face.

It's true. This hair almost has a mind of its own.

[accelerate]

Things blowing up in your face? Psh.
You're Kara. You're perfect.

[danvers]

You're just saying that under clause of best friend contract.

[accelerate]

Is that what I signed when I first met you? I thought I was signing over my life to more ice-cream in those super crunchy cones.

[ one day, he will learn to read the t&cs of his iphone. ]

Hm. I might need to reconsider this.

[danvers]

Well, there was a lot of fine print. I wasn't sure if you'd read it all. Obviously ice cream is a given.

But really, it's

[ howwww to describe sudden surprise stomach feeling. ]

sweet of you to say something like that.

[accelerate]

Like as sweet as ice-cream from Earth-38?

[ they have really sweet ice-cream over there! ]

[danvers]

I guess? Is it really that much sweeter than yours?

[accelerate]

Yes.

[ not really. they taste the same tbh. ]

It's because I eat them with you.
It's all in the company. Cisco isn't that sweet.

[danvers]

[ stop it you'll make her flustered all of a sudden and where is this even coming from, bartholomew. ]

Well, I won't tell him if you don't.

Annnnd now I'm totally craving ice cream.

[accelerate]

[ smooth operator.mp3's playing on spotify. ]

Really?

Because I could be craving a second.

[ don't judge him. ]

[danvers]

If you're trying to talk me into it, I'm already convinced.

[ super metabolism means she can eat five ice cream cones and still look this good. ]

[accelerate]

Do you think it'd be too much if I also wanted a hotdog, french fries, a frozen coke, a McFlurry, and a chocolate bar?

If you think that'd be too uncool to be seen with, then I can wait until we're done to get all of that.

[danvers]

That just sounds like you want to cover all your bases.

And what would be uncool about that?

[accelerate]

I have been told that's pretty intimidating to be around. Since, you know, I can carry all that without tripping. A lot of people trip. A lot of people don't have the rare and coveted skill that I have.

I'd understand if you felt intimidated, too.

[danvers]

Well, I have always admired your ability to not fall flat on your face. Unlike yours truly.

Although super-speed means I can usually recover without anyone even noticing I tripped in the first place. So that helps.